Don’t be alarmed though - their radioactivity has nothing to do with Fukushima and everything to do with naturally occurring elements. Asian Correspondent is happy to provide this guide to radioactive foods:
Anyone looking for a boost of naturally occurring neutrons should have a go at the following recipe.
Radioactive Beef and Three Veg
2 x 300g beef eye fillet steak from uranium-rich grasslands of northern Australia.
Low sodium radioactive potassium chloride salt
1 large radioactive potato, grown on radioactive granite belt soil, peeled and sliced.
1 large radioactive carrot peeled and sliced on radioactive granite kitchen top.
A handful of radioactive lima beans.
1 large radioactive banana
100 gram radioactive brazil nuts
To make the three veg, peel vegetables on radioactive granite benchtop. Place the potato, carrot and lima beans in pot of boiling radioactive sea-water containing trace elements of naturally occurring uranium
Boil for 6 minutes.
While the vegetables are cooking, sprinkle the beef generously with potassium chloride.
Heat a frying pan over high heat. Cook the beef for 5 minutes each side or until well browned. Do not overcook or you will trip your radioactive smoke detector.
Serve on radioactive Fiesta dinner plates. Accompany with radioactive beer and follow with radioactive mashed bananas and brazil nuts served in radioactive ceramic glasses. Best enjoyed in radon-rich brick dwelling.
ENJOY YOUR RADIOACTIVE MEAL.
source of informations from a Radioactive Chef